Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
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Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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Houston, we have a blender
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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