so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
