I need help removing her.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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