Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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