North Korea, Best Korea!
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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