More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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