i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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