Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
These tits shall not be calmed
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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