i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
The convent might be a nice break from real life
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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