just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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