There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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