Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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