Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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