I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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