This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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