There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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