And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
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My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
They have beer where we have blood.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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