You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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