My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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