Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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