What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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