So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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