I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I'm really busy with my period
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