don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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