I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Randomize
