We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Randomize