You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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