That's when you crack a 10am beer
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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