I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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