my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Randomize