we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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