Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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