The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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