I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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