I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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