Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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