I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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