Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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