I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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