Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Text me some of your sweat
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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