I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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