Banned from zoo.
Again?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
not ubering you a puppy
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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