I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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