New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Randomize