i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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