3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
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Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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