No awkward lesbian experiences without me
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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