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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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