I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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