Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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