What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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