you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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