just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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