i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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