I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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