I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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