you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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